Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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