is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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