i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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