we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Your cock deserves a montage
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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