Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
We have so much sex to catch up on
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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