if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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