it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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