in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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