you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
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