Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Text me some of your sweat
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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