Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Randomize
