It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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