I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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