my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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