i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
