Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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