cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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