Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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