Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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