I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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