Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
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