I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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