whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
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Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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