Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
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