on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
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