Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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