so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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