Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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