the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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