btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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