maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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