that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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