forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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