i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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