i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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