did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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