I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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