I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
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