pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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