You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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