Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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