Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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