No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
sex in a hospital.. check
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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