So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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