would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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