currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
They are going to name an STD after you.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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