Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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