He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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