YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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