Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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