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(973): View more from New Jersey

just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!

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(616): View more from Michigan

you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed

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(440): View more from Ohio

any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?

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(812): View more from Indiana

These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?

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(804): View more from Virginia

Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.

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(205): View more from Alabama

Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on

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(813): View more from Florida

She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.

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