yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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