season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I think people are normalizing furries
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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