My room smells like vodka and shame
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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