direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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