exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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