idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
No subtext here. People are naked.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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