yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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