love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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