And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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