Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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